This website maps every recurring joke on Arrested... →
ifc: comedynerdsunited: thebluthcompany: usnews: An interactive visualization of running jokes in Arrested Development. This is amazing. Thanks, internet. This is important.
There can be no possible justification for such an overbroad collection of the...– Associated Press President and Chief Executive Officer Gary Pruitt • In a letter, sent to U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, denouncing the Justice Department’s decision to acquire the phone records of AP journalists as well as a number of the wire service’s offices over a two-month period. The move...
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roachpatrol: Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang. Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in…
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The odd thing about this life is that you spend half your time trying to get...– Tom Waits (via moonbrains) I feel like I’m somewhere in between. Frustrating place to be.
Whenever you feel as bad physically as you do mentally. Man, that’s some stuff.
Dogs? Yeah, I get it. Too needy. I don’t need anything needier than me. If...– Marc Maron (via languisceilcor)
Oh, you know. Just talking to my dishwasher.
I wish the hood of my jacket was like Mary Poppins’s bag so when I pull it over my head the rest of my body would just sort of go in there too.
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate...– William Upski Wimsatt (via infinitebynature)
Can’t sleep when I need to. Sleep when I’m not supposed to.