May 2013
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This website maps every recurring joke on Arrested... →
ifc: comedynerdsunited: thebluthcompany: usnews: An interactive visualization of running jokes in Arrested Development. This is amazing.  Thanks, internet. This is important.
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“There can be no possible justification for such an overbroad collection of the...”
– Associated Press President and Chief Executive Officer Gary Pruitt • In a letter, sent to U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, denouncing the Justice Department’s decision to acquire the phone records of AP journalists as well as a number of the wire service’s offices over a two-month period. The move...
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take us back.: roachpatrol: Has anyone made a... →
roachpatrol: Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang. Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in…
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DON'T BLOG TIPSY
Goodnight.
May 13th
“The odd thing about this life is that you spend half your time trying to get...”
–  Tom Waits (via moonbrains) I feel like I’m somewhere in between. Frustrating place to be.
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Whenever you feel as bad physically as you do mentally. Man, that’s some stuff.
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“Dogs? Yeah, I get it. Too needy. I don’t need anything needier than me. If...”
– Marc Maron (via languisceilcor)
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Oh, you know. Just talking to my dishwasher.
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I wish the hood of my jacket was like Mary Poppins’s bag so when I pull it over my head the rest of my body would just sort of go in there too.
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bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
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“There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate...”
– William Upski Wimsatt  (via infinitebynature)
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Can’t sleep when I need to. Sleep when I’m not supposed to.
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